Director Michael C. Martin Staring Jena Malone, JT Alexander, Damon Alexander Rated MA Score 3/6 A story about two lifelong criminals who maneuver through the shady underbelly of Los Angeles in search of wealth, love and redemption. Considering that this is the movie that Michael C. Martin has directed, the rule of 5 is going…
Movie Reviews
Hail Caesar!
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Director Ethan Coen & Joel Coen Staring Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich Rated PG Score 4.5/6 A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio’s stars in line. Hail Caesar! Was a good way to relax after a pain in the ass moment involving the wheelchair lift on my car. I know…
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Director Burr Steers Starring Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Charles Dance and Lena Headey Rated MA Score 3/6 Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies . This one is for those of you…
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
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Director Michael Bay Starring John Krasinski, Pablo Schreiber, James Badge Dale Rated MA Score 4/6 As an American ambassador is killed during an attack at a U.S. compound in Libya, a security team struggles to make sense out of the chaos. 13 Hours was adapted from a 2014 book 13 Hours: The Inside Account of…
Jarhead 3 : The Siege
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Director William Kaufman Staring Charlie Weber, Scott Adkins, Tom Ainsley Rated MA Score 1/6 A group of Marines must protect a US Embassy in the Middle East when it suddenly comes under attack from enemy forces. Okay, it’s never the best of signs when Scott Adkins is given a starring role in a movie and…
Chain of Command
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Director Kevin Carraway Staring Michael Jai White, Max Ryan, Steve Austin Rated MA Score 1/6 After finding his brother murdered after returning from duty, Webster searches for the perpetrators, but discovers a conspiracy that cuts deep inside the U.S. government. Okay, considering that the lead actors of this ‘movie’ could easily bend my body into…
Bus 657
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Director Scott Mann Staring Gina Carano, Robert De Niro, Jeffrey Dean Morgan Rated MA Score 4.5/6 A father is without the means to pay for his daughter’s medical treatment. As a last resort, he partners with a greedy co-worker to rob a casino. When things go awry they’re forced to hijack a city bus. Finding…
Deadpool
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Director Tim Miller Staring Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller Rated MA Score 5/6 A former Special Forces operative turned mercenary is subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopting the alter ego Deadpool. For those of you who were not paying attention to the marketing surrounding the release of…
A Sound of Thunder
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Director Peter Hyams Staring Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, Catherine McCormack Rated M Score 2/6 When a scientist sent back to the prehistoric era strays off the path he causes a chain of events that alters history in disastrous ways. For those of you keeping track of the score at home I actually read the short…
The Condemned 2
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Director Roel Reine Staring Randy Orton, Eric Roberts, Wes Studi Rated R Score 2/6 A former bounty hunter who finds himself on the run as part of a revamped Condemned tournament, in which convicts are forced to fight each other to the death as part of a game that’s broadcast to the public. The Condemned…