Movie Reviews

The Wolverine

Director James Mangold Staring Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima Rated M Score 2.5/6 Summoned to Japan by an old acquaintance, Wolverine becomes embroiled in a conflict that forces him to confront his own demons. I’m not sure if I was entirely impressed by this one and this is the sixth time that Jackman has…

Rise of the Zombies

Director Nick Lyon Starring Danny Trejo, Mariel Hemingway, Ethan Suplee, LeVar Burton Rated R Score 0/6 During a zombie apocalypse, a group of survivors hide on Alcatraz Island to escape from rising zombie hordes. When their refuge is overrun, and upon hearing that a scientist may have discovered a cure, they leave the island to…

Ace Attorney

Director Takashi Miike Staring Hiroki Narimiya, Takumi Saitô, Mirei Kiritani Rated M Score 5/6 In the near future, an overflowing court system dictates that all trials can only convene for 3 days – then a verdict must be reached. Phoenix Wright is a novice lawyer who takes on a difficult murder case against prosecutor Miles…

Goddess

Director Mark Lamprell Staring Laura Michelle Kelly, Ronan Keating, Magda Szubanski Rated PG Score 5/6 Elspeth Dickens dreams of finding her “voice” despite being stuck in an isolated farmhouse with her twin toddlers. A web-cam becomes her pathway to fame and fortune, but at a price. If you have not heard about the movie Goddess,…

Citizen Gangster

Director Nathan Morlando Staring Scott Speedman, Kelly Reilly, Kevin Durand Rated MA Score 2/6 WWII vet Eddie Boyd is torn between providing for his young family and an unfulfilled dream of becoming a Hollywood star. He discovers a way to do both, but his dream leads him down a path of danger and tragedy. Before…

21 & Over

Director Jon Lucas & Scott Moore Staring Miles Teller, Justin Chon, Sarah Wright Rated MA Score 2.5/6 The night before his big medical school interview, a promising student celebrates his 21st birthday with his two best friends. The guys who wrote the hangover are responsible for 21 & over, I got the overall feeling that…

Jack The Giant Slayer

Director Bryan Singer Staring Nicholas Hoult, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci Rated M Score 3.5/6 The ancient war between humans and a race of giants is reignited when Jack, a young farmhand fighting for a kingdom and the love of a princess, opens a gateway between the two worlds. This is actually a pretty cool choice…

Save your legs!

Director Boyd Hicklin Starring Stephen Curry, Brendan Cowell, Damon Gameau Rated M Score 4/6 Edward (Teddy) Brown is obsessed with cricket. His whole life has revolved around the game, his park cricket team and his mates. Now that they’ve hit their mid-thirties, his friends are starting to move on, trading in the team for their…

The Package

Director Jesse V. Johnson Staring Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Keenleyside Rated M Score 2.5/6 A courier for a local crime lord must deliver a mysterious package while being chased by a horde of unusual gangsters. On the face of it The Package is very much the type of movie that you would watch with…

The Lone Ranger

Director Gore Verbinski Staring Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer Rated M Score 4.5/6 Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice. Okay, if you get over the fact that the role of Tonto went to Johnny Depp instead of any Native American,…