Director J.T. Petty Starring Clifton Collins Jr., Clancy Brown, Andre Royo Rated MA Score 6/6 The Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints, a team of blasphemous ministers who live in a constant state of debauchery, work to drag the worst of demons back to Hell. I suppose some of the best comic book movies or…
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Empire State
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Director Dito Montiel Starring Liam Hemsworth, Michael Angarano, Dwayne Johnson Rated MA Score 2.5/6 After failing to get into the police academy, Chris Potamitis settles for a security guard job with the EMPIRE STATE Armored Truck Company. Chris makes the mistake of mentioning the company’s lax security to his best friend, Eddie, and is soon…
Robocop
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Director José Padilha Starring Joel Kinnaman, Douglas Urbanski, Abbie Cornish Rated M Score 3/6 In 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy a loving husband, father and good cop – is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer. Robotics and the question of humanity…
Getaway
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Director Courtney Solomon Starring Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez, Jon Voight Rated M Score 2.5/6 Former race-car driver Brent Magna is pitted against the clock when his wife is kidnapped by a mysterious villain. He commandeers a young woman’s car and takes her on a high-speed race against time. For those of you who are interested…
Force of Execution
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Director Keoni Waxman Starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames Rated MA Score 0/6 A crime lord torn between his legacy and his desire to get out of the life of crime that has built his empire, when a new player to the scene tries to use the town anti-hero’s network to climb to power.…
Battle of the damned
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Director Christopher Hatton Staring Dolph Lundgren, Melanie Zanetti, Matt Doran Rated MA Score 2/6 Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected. I suppose that it was only inevitable that one of the aging 80’s action…
The Smurfs 2
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Director Raja Gosnell Starring Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Brendan Gleeson, Katy Perry, Jonathan Winters Rated G Score 3/6 The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer’s newest creation – creatures called…
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
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Director Kenneth Branagh Staring Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley, Kenneth Branagh Rated M Score 3.5/6 Jack Ryan, as a young covert CIA analyst, uncovers a Russian plot to crash the U.S. economy with a terrorist attack. On the face of it the Jack Ryan film franchise might appear to be broken, considering that with…
Red 2
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Director Dean Parisot Starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich Rated M Score 3/6 Retired C.I.A. agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. Red 2 seemed to fall into one of the basic problems that all franchise movies seem to…
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
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Director Peter Jackson Staring Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage Rated M Score 5/6 The dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim Erebor, their homeland, from Smaug. Bilbo Baggins is in possession of a mysterious and magical ring. It’s funny to think that Peter Jackson, the man who…