Director Tim Kirkby Starring Johnny Knoxville, Eleanor Worthington-Cox, Chris Pontius Rated MA Score 3.5/6 A daredevil designs and operates his own theme park with his friends. D.C. is the crackpot owner of Action Point — a low-rent, out-of-control amusement park where the rides are designed with minimum safety for maximum fun. Just as his estranged…
Movie Reviews
The Little Mermaid
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Director Blake Harris & Chris Bouchard Starring Poppy Drayton, William Moseley, Armando Gutierrez Rated PG Score 4/6 A young reporter and his niece discover a beautiful and enchanting creature they believe to be the real little mermaid. Alright, I might have to review the 1989 Disney animated movie after this, but I guess we will…
Captain Marvel – Trailer Review
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What a choice for a first trailer review Captain Marvel. Normally I don’t write reviews for movie trailers probably because I just don’t feel the need to. But considering so many of my peers do and because there is a degree of controversy surrounding the release of the Captain Marvel trailer, I thought that I…
Escape Plan 2: Hades
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Director Steven C. Miller Starring Sylvester Stallone, Dave Bautista, Xiaoming Huang Rated MA Score 0.5/6 Years after he fought his way out of an inescapable prison, Ray Breslin has organized a new top-notch security force. But when one of his team members goes missing, Breslin must return to the hell he once escaped from. I…
Upgrade
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Director Leigh Whannell Starring Logan Marshall-Green, Melanie Vallejo, Steve Danielsen Rated MA Score 5/6 Set in the near-future, technology controls nearly all aspects of life. But when Grey, a self-identified technophobe, has his world turned upside down, his only hope for revenge is an experimental computer chip implant called Stem. For those of you who…
Hurricane Heist
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Director Rob Cohen Starring Toby Kebbell, Maggie Grace, Ryan Kwanten Rated M Score 1/6 Thieves attempt a massive heist against the U.S. Treasury as a Category 5 hurricane approaches one of its Mint facilities. I really don’t remember seeing any trailers for The Hurricane Heist Online or in the cinema and I only really became…
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Director York Shackleton Starring Nicolas Cage, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr. Rated MA Score 3/6 Officer Mike Chandler and a young civilian passenger find themselves under-prepared and outgunned when fate puts them squarely in the crosshairs of a daring bank heist in progress by a fearless team of highly trained and heavily armed men. 211…
Ocean’s Eight
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Director Gary Ross Starring Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway Rated M Score 2.5/6 Debbie Ocean gathers an all-female crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City’s yearly Met Gala. it probably would have been a lot easier and just ignore this movie and not write a review for it, considering how monumentally…
Terra Formars
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Director Takashi Miike Starring Rinko Kikuchi, Rila Fukushima, Shun Oguri Rated MA Score 4.5/6 In an attempt to colonize Mars, 21st century scientists seed the planet with algae to absorb sun light and purify the atmosphere, and cockroaches who in turn spread the algae as they feed. 500 years later, the first manned mission to…
Mile 22
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Director Peter Berg Starring Mark Wahlberg, Lauren Cohan, Iko Uwais Rated MA Score 4/6 An elite American intelligence officer, aided by a top-secret tactical command unit, tries to smuggle a mysterious police officer with sensitive information out of the country. This is the fourth time that Peter Berg and Mark Wahlberg have worked together. There…