Director Josh Hodgins Starring Scott Waddell, Chase Christensen, Raechel Hall Rated M Score 1/6 A tale of apples and a male enhancement drug sharing the same irrigation ditch, contributing to a ‘larger’ crop and the hilarity that ensues within this sleepy little orchard community. Okay, I’m still not entirely sure why I brought the DVD…
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Comedy Movie Reviews
Street Fighter – 1994 – Revisit
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Director Steven E. de Souza Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen Rated M Score 2/6 Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. I normally would have waited a bit longer before thinking about revisiting Street Fighter considering I last reviewed this…
Mysterious Insanity 3: Nazis at the Center of the Earth
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Director Joseph J. Lawson Starring Dominique Swain, Jake Busey & Christopher Karl Johnson Rated MA Score 1/6 Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and…
Major Payne
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Director Nick Castle Starring Damon Wayans Rated PG Score 3/6 A recently discharged Major, finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets. For those of you who might be interested apparently Major Payne is a loose remake of the 1955 war film The Private War of Major Benson, starring Charlton Heston. Recently I was asked…
Crossworlds
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Director Krishna Rao Starring Rutger Hauer, Josh Charles, Stuart Wilson & Andrea Roth Rated M Score 3/6 A young man discovers that his father was from another dimension and that he is the key to the operation of a crystal that can be the deciding factor in a war crossing the dimensions. Its been years…
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
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Director W.D. Richter Starring Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin Rated PG Score 6/6 Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth. I’m not sure but I might have heard about The Adventures…
The Club
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Directed Bruce Beresford Starring Jack Thompson, Graham Kennedy, Frank Wilson Rated M Score 6/6 Boardroom and dressing-room intrigues spill on to the field at the Australian Rules football club. For those of you who might not know The Club was based on a play of the same name from 1977 written by Australian playwright David…
Modesty Blaise (1966)
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Director Joseph Losey Starring Monica Vitti, Terence Stamp, Dirk Bogarde Score 5/6 Modesty Blaise, a secret agent whose hair color, hair style, and mod clothing change at a snap of her fingers is being used by the British government as a decoy in an effort to thwart a diamond heist. She is being set up…
Badges of Fury
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Director Tsz Ming Wong Starring Jet Li, Wen Zhang & Michelle Chen Rated M Score 5/6 In just 3 days, three cases of Smiling Murder shock Hong Kong. The young detective Wang Bu’er and his buddy Huang Feihong embark on an investigation full of excitement and unexpected events. For those of you who might be…
Young Einstein
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Director Yahoo Serious Starring Yahoo Serious, Odile Le Clezio, John Howard Rated PG Score 5.5/6 Albert Einstein is the son of a Tasmanian apple farmer, who discovers the secret of splitting the beer atom to put the bubbles back into beer. When Albert travels to Sydney to patent his invention, he meets beautiful French scientist…