Director James Frawley Starring Muppet Performers Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, Richard Hun, Dave Goelz & Caroll Spinney as Big Bird Rated G. Score 5.5/6 Story of…
Movie Reviews
Crank: High Voltage
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Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Cagefighter
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Director Jesse Quinones Starring Jonathan Good, Alex Montagnani, Gina Gershon Rated PG-13 Score 3.5/6 Reiss is the greatest champion to ever fight in a LEGENDS cage. But when promoter Max Black pits him against wrestling superstar Randy Stone, Reiss finds himself in the toughest fight of his life. Alright, I’m not entirely sure what drew…
Two Men Went to War
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Director John Henderson Starring Kenneth Cranham, Leo Bill & Derek Jacobi Rated PG Score 5/6 Based on the true story of two British Army dentists who in 1942, eager to see action, go A.W.O.L. and invade occupied France on their own. God bless the lunatics, I just love that line from the movie. I’ve watched…
Bloodsport
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Director Newt Arnold Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, Bolo Yeung Rated R Score 3.5/6 When a martial arts-trained soldier learns of an underground fight-to-the-death tournament through the last words of his dying sensei, he must travel to Hong Kong while avoiding capture from his military superiors so he can fight his way…
Casper (1995)
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Director Brad Silberling Stars Bill Pullman,Christina Ricci & Cathy Moriarty Rated PG Score 5/6 An afterlife therapist and his daughter meet a friendly young ghost when they move into a crumbling mansion in order to rid the premises of wicked spirits. Okay I was a little surprised to find out that Christina Ricci doesn’t like…
Expend4bles
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Director Scott Waugh Stars Jason Statham, 50 Cent & Megan Fox Rated MA Score 0/6 The Expendables – original and new – are on a mission, this time to Qadhafi’s old chemical weapons plant in Libya to intercept Suharato Rahmat, on his own solo operation to steal nuclear missile detonators for his wicked client, Ocelot.…
The Eleventh Hour
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Director John Lyde Starring Matthew Reese, Jennifer Klekas, K. Danor Gerald Rated M Score -1/6 A North Korean general’s vendetta against a U.S. team of special ops soldiers who are on a mission to free Japanese political prisoners. Getting a feature length film made certainly is a daunting task, I’d like to congratulate writer/director/editor John…
Road House (2024)
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Director Doug Liman Stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Daniela Melchior, Conor McGregor, Jessica Williams Rated MA Score 2/6 Ex-UFC fighter Dalton takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys roadhouse, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems. Even though it has been 35 years since the release of the original Road…
The Doorman
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Director Ryûhei Kitamura Stars Ruby Rose, Jean Reno, Aksel Hennie Rated MA Score 1/6 A woman returns from combat and befriends a family in NYC. A gang of thieves plot to take the family’s valuables, and she is all that stands between them and their lives. When it comes to leading an Action movie I…