Directed by Uwe Boll Staring Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff & Tara Reid Rated M Score 1/6 Editor’s Note I last reviewed Alone in The Dark in May of 2012 Based on the video game series surrounding a paranormal detective who is investigating an ancient culture known as the Abkani who mysteriously vanished from the earth,…
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Ghostbusters
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Director Paul Feig Staring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones Rated PG Score 1/6 (But only because Jason Reitman did not direct) Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat. First…
In the Name of the King: The Last Mission
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Director Uwe Boll Starring Dominic Purcell, Ralitsa Paskaleva, Daria Simeonova Rated MA Score 2/6 A modern-day assassin, wanting out, is hired for one final job – to kidnap the kids of a local businessman. Things go haywire when it turns out he’s chosen to return to the Middle Ages and bring back order to a…
Assault on Wall Street
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Director Uwe Boll Staring Dominic Purcell, Erin Karpluk, Edward Furlong Rated MA Score 5/6 Jim, an average New Yorker, lives with a sick but loving wife. Suddenly, everything changes when the economy crashes and causes him to lose everything. Filled with anger and rage, Jim goes to seek revenge for the life taken from him.…
Rampage 2: Capital Punishment
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Director Uwe Boll Staring Brendan Fletcher, Lochlyn Munro, Mike Dopud Rated NR (USA) Score 6/6 A man takes over a TV station and holds a number of hostages as a political platform to awaken humanity, instead of money. I remember watching Rampage a few years ago and was blown away because it was the first…
Far Cry
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Director Uwe Boll Staring Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Natalia Avelon Rated MA Score 1/6 An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island. Yes I know there is a general rule ‘never watch a movie directed by Uwe Boll … ever’. But sometimes…
In the name of the king
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Directed by Uwe Boll Staring Jason Stratham, Ray Liota, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Kristianna Loken & Matthew Lillard Rating M Score 5/6 An evil rampages across the kingdom of Enb in the form of the evil Krugg who plan to kill the king. A man known as Farmer sets out to rescue his wife and…
Alone in the Dark
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Directed by Uwe Boll Staring Christian Slater, Stephen Dorf & Tara Reid Rated M Score 4/6 Based on the video game series surrounding a paranormal detective who is investigating an ancient culture known as the Abkani who mysteriously vanished from the earth, because of the demons that they worshiped. If we where to take Alone…