Director Gary Goddard Starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella & Meg Foster Rated PG Score 4/6 The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. I suppose there are more than a few jokes that can be made about Masters of the Universe especially considering…
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The Punisher
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Director Jonathan Hensleigh Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Samantha Mathis Rated MA Score 3.5/6 An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion. For those of you who might be interested there has been three different feature…
Kindergarten Cop 2
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Director Don Michael Paul Staring Dolph Lundgren, Fiona Vroom, Darla Taylor Rated M Score 1/6 Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school’s liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for. Using the words ‘it ruined my childhood’ in this review is…
War Pigs
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Director Ryan Little Staring Luke Goss, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Liddell Rated MA Score 2/6 A rag tag unit of misfits known as the War Pigs must go behind enemy lines to exterminate Nazis by any means necessary. My first thoughts headed into this one was that was some kind of riff of the whole idea…
The Expendables 3
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Director Patrick Hughes Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews Rated M Score 2/6 Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his…
Battle of the damned
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Director Christopher Hatton Staring Dolph Lundgren, Melanie Zanetti, Matt Doran Rated MA Score 2/6 Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected. I suppose that it was only inevitable that one of the aging 80’s action…
The Package
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Director Jesse V. Johnson Staring Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Keenleyside Rated M Score 2.5/6 A courier for a local crime lord must deliver a mysterious package while being chased by a horde of unusual gangsters. On the face of it The Package is very much the type of movie that you would watch with…
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning
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Director John Hyams Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins Rated R Score 0/6 John looks to take down Luc Deveraux after a home invasion claims his wife and daughter. The fight pits John against Andrew Scott and an army of genetically enhanced warriors; meanwhile, he must contend with a UniSol in relentless…
Stash House
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Directed by Eduardo Rodriguez Staring Dolph Lundgren, Briana Evigan and Sean Faris Rated MA Score 3/6 Dave and Emma have found the perfect house, until they discover a stash of heroin and end up imprisoned in it by violent thugs. In retrospect I am not sure why I decided to hire this one from the…
The Expendables 2
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The Expendables Review Directed by Simon West Staring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Terry Crews, Nan Yu & Randy Couture Rated MA Score 5/6 Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job; their quest for revenge…