Directed by Kirk Jones Staring Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks & Brooklyn Decker Rated M Score 3/6 A look at love through the eyes of five interconnected couples experiencing the thrills and surprises of having a baby, and ultimately coming to understand the universal truth that no matter what you plan for, life doesn’t…
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Never Surrender
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Directed by Hector Echavarria Starring Hector Echavarria, Patrick Kilpatrick and James Russo Rated R Score -1/6 When an MMA world champion is lured into the illegal world of underground cage fighting by an elusive promoter, he quickly realizes that the only way out is to kill or to be killed. This is the first time…
Taken 2
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Directed by Olivier Megaton Staring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace Rated M Score 1/6 In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter. Taken 2 actually had the pedigree to be something good and despite the trailer…
Snow White and the Huntsman
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Directed by Rupert Sanders Staring Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron Rated M Score 3/6 In a twist to the fairy tale, the Huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen. Ok, for the record…
Looper
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Directed by Rian Johnson Staring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis and Emily Blunt Rated MA Score 6/6 In 2072, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent 30 years into the past, where a hired gun awaits. Someone like Joe, who one day learns the mob wants to ‘close the loop’…
Grimm’s Snow White
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Directed by Rachel Goldenberg Staring Eliza Bennett, Jane March and Jamie Thomas King Rated M Score 1/6 When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter Snow, but she escapes into the enchanted forest. This movie was The Asylum’s attempt at…
Men In Black 3
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Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld Staring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin Rated M Score 3.5/6 Agent J travels in time to MIB’s early years in the 1960s, to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history. It was good to see that with the third instalment of the Men…
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
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Directed by John Madden Staring Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel, Tom Wilkinson and Maggie Smith Rated PG Score 6/6 A group of British retirees decide to “outsource” their retirement to less expensive and seemingly exotic India. Enticed by advertisements for the newly restored Marigold Hotel, they arrive to find the palace a shell of…
Stash House
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Directed by Eduardo Rodriguez Staring Dolph Lundgren, Briana Evigan and Sean Faris Rated MA Score 3/6 Dave and Emma have found the perfect house, until they discover a stash of heroin and end up imprisoned in it by violent thugs. In retrospect I am not sure why I decided to hire this one from the…
Resident Evil : Retribution
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Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Michelle Rodriguez Rated MA Score 3.5/6 The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race’s last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella’s most clandestine operations…