The genie grants you a wish. What is it?

A Genie grants me one wish, what is my wish? Well in many regards most we know that genies are bastard coated bastards with a rich creamy bastard centres who are notorious for ‘monkey pawing’ the wishes that they grant, so there’s a high chance whatever I wish for will be turned around on me. Then there is the classic 12-inch pianist joke.

A man walks into a bar with a tiny piano and a 12-inch-tall pianist. The little man starts playing beautifully. The bartender is amazed and asks where he found him.

The customer replies, “There is a hard-of-hearing genie outside granting wishes.”

The bartender runs outside and yells, “I want a million bucks!”

A flash happens, and a million ducks fill the bar and the street. The furious bartender runs back inside and complains to the customer.

The customer smirks and says, “What did you expect? Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

So, what’s my wish? I guess I’ll ask for a 12-inch-tall pianist and see what happens.