Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Director by Ace Hannah
Starring Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao
Score 0/6

The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.

Okay, the first Mysterious Insanity is closed. Those of you who might be wondering it did not kill me, but there was pain. So much pain. Why did I by a total of fifteen DVDs enough for two more Mysterious Insanities? Oh yeah, I know why. I’m an idiot.

Chris Ridenhour’s score drew me into the movie at the beginning. It gave me the hope that the filmmakers where actually trying to achieve something that tolerable. Did they achieve that? No. As you would expect the wheels started to fall off the little red wagon that it is formerly known as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus about five to ten minutes into the movie. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus had bad acting, bad dialogue, missed opportunities for good dialogue, an approach to the plot that really made the story more about the humans then the giant sea monsters and soured my opinion of Lorenzo Lamas. When I was younger I watched his show Renegade.

Now I suppose considering that ‘movies’ released by The Asylum are B-Grade or more realistically D-Grade movies it was only to be expected that what ever could go wrong would go wrong in regards to what was delivered to the screen. But it would seem that when it comes to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus it seems that writer/director Jack Perez might have used the Pseudonym Ace Hannah.Director by Ace Hannah
Starring Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao
Score 0/6

The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.

Okay, the first Mysterious Insanity is closed. Those of you who might be wondering it did not kill me, but there was pain. So much pain. Why did I by a total of fifteen DVDs enough for two more Mysterious Insanities? Oh yeah, I know why. I’m an idiot.

Chris Ridenhour’s score drew me into the movie at the beginning. It gave me the hope that the filmmakers where actually trying to achieve something that tolerable. Did they achieve that? No. As you would expect the wheels started to fall off the little red wagon that it is formerly known as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus about five to ten minutes into the movie. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus had bad acting, bad dialogue, missed opportunities for good dialogue, an approach to the plot that really made the story more about the humans then the giant sea monsters and soured my opinion of Lorenzo Lamas. When I was younger I watched his show Renegade.

Now I suppose considering that ‘movies’ released by The Asylum are B-Grade or more realistically D-Grade movies it was only to be expected that what ever could go wrong would go wrong in regards to what was delivered to the screen. But it would seem that when it comes to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus it seems that writer/director Jack Perez might have used the Pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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