Cyclops

Directed by Declan O’Brien
Staring Eric Roberts, Kevin Stapleton, Frida Farrell, Craig Archibald
Rated
Score 0/6

The corrupt Emperor Tiberius forces his bravest general, Marcus, to subdue the monstrous Cyclops that has been decimating the countryside. Once the Cyclops is brought to the dungeons, Marcus is forced to fight in the gladiatorial games. Eventually, he and the Cyclops become allies and they fight together to defeat the corrupt Emperor and his evil nephew, along with the beautiful barbarian Barbara.

To paraphrase a well used saying it is clear that when making this “movie” the filmmakers did not let a substantial lack of Roman History get in the way of the start of production. This film reeks of the stench of failure that seems to be so readily associated of a Sci-Fi channel production. Declan O’Brien your movie seemed to have a promising start in a visual sense; I have to ask what happened to cause you to let things to spiral out of control so quickly?
Here is a fun game to play while you are watching this one, maybe it might even help you take your mind off how bad this movie actually is. Can you see if you can spot the Australian actor who failed to hide his accent?

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