Director John Shepphird Stars Jack Scalia, Jeremy Luke, Joseph Russo Rated MA Score 0/6 Trouble encircles Seaside Heights, NJ as once more, intense drilling vibrations coming from the town’s new beach resort attract a swarm of deadly sharks who crave human flesh. Under those circumstances, the sheriff’s son, TC, and his friends, who bear an…
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Battleship & American Warships
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Battleship Director Peter Berg Starring Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker & Liam Neeson Rated M Score 4/6 American Warships Director Thunder Levin Stars Mario Van Peebles, Carl Weathers & Johanna Watts Rated TV-14 Score 1/6 I wish I could say that there was a rational train of thought behind the decision of watching Battleship…
Arena
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Director Peter Manoogian Starring Paul Satterfield, Hamilton Camp & Claudia Christian Rated M Score 2.5/6 A human becomes an unlikely rising star in the biggest fighting tournament in the galaxy that’s dominated by alien species. For those of you who might be interested after some quick research I found out that Arena is considered as…
Attack on the Queen
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Director Jerry London Starring Rob Estes, Joe Lando & Rachel Blakely Rated US PG-13 Score 1/6 When a peace summit upon the QE2 is attacked by terrorists, estranged brothers, one an ATF agent, the other a Secret Service agent, must come together to thwart the extremist’s plans. , I’m not entirely sure why I researched…
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore
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Director David Yates Starring Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, Katherine Waterston & Mads Mikkelsen Rated M Score 3.5/6 Professor Albus Dumbledore knows the powerful Dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald is moving to seize control of the wizarding world. Unable to stop him alone, he entrusts Magizoologist Newt…
Masters of the Universe
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Director Gary Goddard Starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella & Meg Foster Rated PG Score 4/6 The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. I suppose there are more than a few jokes that can be made about Masters of the Universe especially considering…
Ambulance
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Director Michael Bay Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II & Eiza González Rated MA Score 5/6 Two robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry. I think it has been more than a few months since I have last watched a movie directed by Michael Bay and he has always been the director that…
Punks for West Papua
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Director Anthony ‘Ash’ Brennan Narrated by Basia Bonkowski Score 6/6 Punks for West Papua is an Australia wide movement, and the brainchild of Jody Bartolo. Jody and his band ‘Diggers with Attitude’ spearhead Punks for West Papua with the aim to raise money and awareness for the Free West Papua cause. The genocide of the…
Willow
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Director Ron Howard Starring Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Warwick Davis Rated PG Score 5/6 A young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen. I’ve been meaning to take a look at Willow for at least a month and when I heard that a…
The Batman
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Director Matt Reeves Starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz & Jeffrey Wright Rated M Score 5/6 When the Riddler, a sadistic serial killer, begins murdering key political figures in Gotham, Batman is forced to investigate the city’s hidden corruption and question his family’s involvement. The production and release of any superhero movie without any degree of…