Adventure

Adventure Movie Reviews

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Director Fran Rubel Kuzui Starring Kristy Swanson, Donald Sutherland, Paul Reubens Rated PG Score 4/6 A flighty teenage girl learns that she is her generation’s destined battler of vampires. For those of you who might not know this movie helped establish Joss Whedon’s Buffyverse. Though it should be noted that the movie’s position as the…

Wonder Woman

Director Patty Jenkins Starring Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Robin Wright Rated M Score 4/6 Before she was Wonder Woman she was Diana, princess of the Amazons, trained warrior. When a pilot crashes and tells of conflict in the outside world, she leaves home to fight a war to end all wars, discovering her full powers…

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead men tell no tales

Director Joachim Rønning & Espen Sandberg Starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Javier Bardem Rated M Score 3/6 Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew. Another one of the Pirates movies has been unleashed on the public after a chapter in the franchise…

King Arthur (2004)

Director Antoine Fuqua Starring Clive Owen, Stephen Dillane, Keira Knightley Rated MA Score 4/6 A demystified take on the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Considering that I have recently reviewed King Arthur: Legend of the Sword I thought that it was only proper that I review the last major…

Monster Trucks

Director Chris Wedge Staring Lucas Till, Jane Levy, Thomas Lennon Rated PG Score 3/6 A young man working at a small-town junkyard discovers and befriends a creature which feeds on oil being sought by a fracking company. If you haven’t heard of this one, it’s okay you probably don’t have children. Though it should be…

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Director Guy Ritchie Starring Charlie Hunnam, Astrid Bergès-Frisbey, Jude Law Rated M Score 5/6 Robbed of his birthright, Arthur comes up the hard way in the back alleys of the city. But once he pulls the sword from the stone, he is forced to acknowledge his true legacy – whether he likes it or not.…

Assassination Classroom: The Graduation

Director Eiichirô Hasumi Starring Kazunari Ninomiya, Masaki Suda, Ryôsuke Yamada Rated M Score 5/6 The story of the assassination classroom and their teacher target continues with the students’ own conflicts, Korosensei’s identity, and the fate of the world as the deadline for assassination approaches. I first came across Assassination Classroom back in 2015 the first…

Arthur & Merlin

Director Marco van Belle Staring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke Rated M Score 5/6 A young Celtic warrior and a hermit wizard must unite to defeat an evil druid. With the upcoming release of King Arthur: The Legend of the Sword directed by Guy Ritchie, I suppose it’s only fitting that I review a…

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

Director James Gunn Staring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper & Vin Diesel Rated M Score 4.5/6 Set to the backdrop of ‘Awesome Mixtape #2,’ Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continues the team’s adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound…

The Fate of the Furious

Director F. Gary Gray Starring Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson Rated M Score 2/6 When a mysterious woman seduces Dom into the world of terrorism and a betrayal of those closest to him, the crew face trials that will test them as never before. Alright, this franchise has become a moneymaking behemoth that is…