Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls

Quartermainskulls

Director Mark Atkins
Staring Sean Michael, Christopher Adamson, Natalie Stone
Rated M
Score -6/6

Allan Quatermain has been recruited to lead an expedition in search of a fabled treasure, deep within Africa. He must avoid hidden dangers.

Watching this movie was a complete and utter waste of my time, in fact I am not entirely sure that it is fair to all of the other direct-to-DVD movies to even refer to this as a movie. This cinematic abomination was produced by the good people over at my least favourite production company. The only comforting thought about having watched this movie was that I brought this movie at an end of lease sale, though it still pains me that I actually paid legitimate currency for this DVD when gooseberries would have been a more appropriate form of payment.
Considering that there was no noticeable pace to the movie, continuity with the sound levels for the recorded dialogue or an actor or actress who actually looked like they knew what they were doing in front of the camera. Mr Sean Michael I would like to offer my sincerest congratulations on how you managed to embarrass the legacy of Allan Quatermain with your non-performance performance.
I am actually embarrassed for having Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls in my DVD collection for as long as I have, this is something that I will have to surely remedy.

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